Toes

Ha! My favourite TV bod Ray Mears is on again... and he's just said quite clearly that he spent his childhood sleeping with badgers. Honest. This explains a lot. I think he is Harry Hill in disguise, and the entire show is a clever spoof.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, or my real world at least, life is good. But my feet aren't. Frankly, they smell. If anybody has any great tips for dealing with excessive foot odour, please feel free to contact me!

Right, from stink to extinct: back to the telly - because yet another dinosaur/meteor/armageddon Horizon is coming up in a few minutes...