Give us yer fockin money!

Not a great day today, but did get 3 postcards from Lovely Girlfriend, in one of which, sent after a visit to a mint (of the striking coins variety, not the Polo type) she says that they do this thing were they weigh you and tell you literally how much your weight in gold is worth. Which was quite a lot of Australian Dollars, but not even a fraction of her true value (how, after all, can you have a fraction of priceless?)

So anyway, as I have no intention of selling Lovely Girlfriend, but have something of a cash crisis, if there happens to be anybody passing by who would like, for no obvious reason, to give me money, it would be greatly appreciated!