Stirred into action?

I've just been looking at my own website and, now that I have a little more time on my hands, I think I will definitely settle down and actually do some new material. I have an idea featuring whales, sonoluminescence and the destruction of the Earth, for starters. In the meantime I have re-opened the tumbleweed and cobweb infested message board which needs some new silly messages (as opposed to spam grrrr) adding as a matter of urgency before it crumbles away to nothingness. Please, anybody passing through here, feel free...

Oh, and before I forget, please check the Diary of a Deep Sea Shrimp which is an idea a friend nicked from something I wrote when I was 12, which I subsequently (poorly) updated for my site, but he has now taken it to a whole new level. Read it, I implore you.