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I've just drawn a caveman. (There is a reason for this - all will be revealed when I've done the words to go with the picture.) It's a good caveman, too. Although less good once I've scanned him in, coloured him in, and shrunk him in size by quite a considerable amount. And coupled him with a slightly dodgy mammoth.

The best thing of all about my caveman is that, bereft of both artistic talent, or one of those funny little wooden dummy things that artists use to work out how the human (or sub-human) form holds itself, I had to get the girlfriend to pose so I could get the correct "spear-wielding almost-human" shape in my drawing. Little things like which way around the fingers are for example. She does seem oddly keen to distance herself from being a caveman though, for some reason...