Little People

So, research has shown that recently there actually was a type of tiny human. Apparently, they had brains the size of grapefruits, but still had a good mind. This is not entirely suprising. I have come across plenty of people who probably have quite large brains, but no power of logical thought. In fact I came across two today.

These two individuals had decided that the ashtray on top of a litter bin in a busy shopping area was the ideal thing to use as a table while they ate their McDonalds. Given that ashtrays are normally used to dispose of cigarettes, I can't really understand why they got upset when I used it to dispose of a cigarette...