Vodka...

...is very bad for you. Despite all my good intentions, and many, many mugs of coffee, I've felt so ill for most of today that I haven't done anything. I did manage to write a short list of things that I might trying doing, but that sucked up all my energy.

The internet is quite distracting as well. I sit at my keyboard full of good intentions, but instead of an outpouring of sparkling wit my mind and mouse drifts off to the 2002-3 eruption of Mt Etna, what I'm not going to watch on tele tonight, and so on... I did find something somebody else has written which is quite good though, and linked to another of my many internet distractions: Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend - I'm sure it's quite old and many people have seen it before but it made me laugh. And feel better about my disastrous personal life.

So because I am now feeling better about my disastrous personal life, I'm having a vodka free night. Oh, and because I'm back at work tomorrow as well. Beware: Morrisons own brand ginger beer is not a good substitute for vodka. Not only for the obvious reason (despite the word beer, it contains no alcohol - shocking) but because it tastes absolutely vile.